Cauliflower’s Calendar

Cauliflowers Calender.jpg

Totally enjoyed putting all these annual things down and putting a humorous label on it.

p.s. Stop the spelling mistake on the image.

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M5 Turkeys

One saved sentientA trailer containing hundreds of turkeys overturned today on the M5 motorway, UK.  Vegan activists tried to save the survivors and were stopped.  One woman lay over one of the turkeys to stop anyone from harming it.  This one sentient being from the hundreds involved in this horrific accident was saved.  The rest of the turkey survivors were pulled about by their legs and wings whether injured or not.  These were sentient beings, sentient beings who had already suffered in such an horrific way, being trapped in plastic crates that were flung violently to the ground.  Therefore the behaviour of those picking them up without compassion, to be taken away to their fate, was in my opinion totally disgusting!

Gleaner for animals

I get me now,

I’m a gleaner of kind thoughts,

This world of humans gather most of the kind thoughts unto themselves,

I gather and glean some of the left overs for animals,

As they really seem to be the poorest of the poor

And need all the kindness they can get.

A helping word

Today am I telling you two things I hope you find helpful:

  1. Try not to forget your humble packed lunch, but if you do forget, you can be like many others on this planet and go without that meal.  You do not NEED to buy expensive take away.  Going without food occasionally won’t kill you, in fact it is scientifically proven it does you good.
  2. Against all the odds, be at peace with yourself and your life.  Maybe start to be the one that enjoys washing up for it’s meditative quality, during the “Don’t worry about the financial strain, let’s buy with money we can’t spare, to be like everyone else onMASS!”

‘A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch on a railroad track … an inch between wreck and smooth-rolling prosperity’ —Henry Ward Beecher

Poncey YettaOthers will ignore advice and that is their business.  Others will misunderstand and that is their business.  I don’t like this pressure people are putting on themselves this stupid time of year.  Don’t buy anything unnecessary.  Don’t buy for others, especially things you have no idea what they need.  If you have spare cash, look to the family member that might NEED it.  All this avarice isn’t necessary, please don’t be pulled into it, because you are all beautiful, kind, loving and loved, sentient beings, so job’s done and no need to give a brass monkey’s ponsey yetta hat!

60 min timer

An item to include in the shopping list for those that forget things, is the 60 minute timer you can just plug in a socket, then plug an electrical item into it.  You can twist the dial to set it and when you forget the item it will switch off when the timer is up (say 10 mins). TimerI’ve recently bought a couple for £3 a pop, from B&Q in Llanelli, called the DAILL 1 Hour Mechanical Timer.  So if you have someone or are someone with a little bit of forgetfulness occasionally or kids that leave things on, these can be reassuring and can save on the leccy bill.

As for online onscreen stopwatches

 

Hugal bank

Over forty years ago, along the north side of our garden, hubby’s family dumped tree trunks and covering them with rough stone filled sod.  It now stands around four feet high, with well established trees, shrubs and native plants in it.  Some might call it a simple Hugal bank or perhaps Hugelkultur pronounced “Hoo-gul-culture” meaning culture or hill mound.  Whatever it’s gonna be called, it’s a valuable barrier from the cold air flowing down from the field above in the north, from water during heavy rainfall leading to soil erosion.  The phrase permaculture didn’t arrive until the late 70’s, but this permanent looking ecologically sound hugal bank, is a sure sign of what permaculture stands for, with its carbon sequestration.  I’m sure there’s future archaeology to be found in there too, from my hubby’s childhood, his siblings and our children who played on it also.  So far I’ve found plenty of plastic toys, parts of clothes pegs, once some WW2 shells and an actual spent out land mine!      Hugal bank

Notes:

  • It would be a bad idea if you live in the northern hemisphere, to build a hugal bank on the south side of a plot of land, as it would trap the cold air during the winter months.
  • Sod means about a spade full of soil.

Something bad?

Adapted quote from Plautus, edited and mixed a little to pose a serious question:

Is doing something good for a “bad” person, as destructive as wounding (perhaps fatally) a “good” person?

Posted this yesterday and if you haven’t already guessed the answer is:  “Yes, of course it’s as destructive!”

Discarding the noun!

Bexy (noun) is typing (verb) a long winded blog post to explain herself (something sometimes we all might find helpful).  I prefer a quiet life VERBING (doing) vegan, than to be all up in someone’s face NOUNING (naming) myself [VEGAN].  I really hate having to label myself and saying “I am vegan”  can put a dampener on any {{{jiggle~giggles}}}.  It’s like come running in announcing that I’ve deliberately run over some old dear who was walking (verb) over the zebra~crossing (noun) just outside, saying nonchalantly that I’ve left the ol’ baggins and her shopping trolly squished all “jammy bloodins” over the F***ing road!  Anyways, responses to the word “Vegan” sometimes make some react so aggressively, with all the pre~programmed and defensive rudeness of a lout.  Sometimes all I want is a kind, peaceful life and a F***ing tasty ethical bite to eat! < rant 😛

I want to be vegan (verb), looking (verb) for vegan clothes and generally being a happy bunny not exploiting others.  I invite you not to pigeon hole me, as there we have it beloveds “I  will vegan a lot in private and plenty of times in public, where maybe sometimes I might be caught on CCTV doing it vigorously!” and that’s just the way it is!

Note:  There’s a much more gentler version of this on my new blog Verb: Vegan without the swearing or rants.  😛

HabitYouAll

We all have habits.  I have a few great ones, but I wonder what ones aren’t doing any good and how I can dump that limited time wasteful shit.  I wonder what new ones I could start.  Apparently habits are really powerful, like magical spells that lead us to do the same shit at the ring of a silent bell.  I remember Pavlov and his dogs, but seriously, maybe there’s something in this habit forming thing.  If I could just harness that power.

bangleNotes to self:

  • Get out that pretty bangle with the little bells on and create a new improved habit when hearing them jingle.
  • Get new more powerful silent magical bells to create great new improved habits that create a kinder work.
  • Start using said bells often.

Maybe some of the habits can include clothes.  I might only keep those I can wear comfortably anywhere and stick to wearing them (habitual don’t you think).

Super Moon

Get your camera ready beloveds, for Sunday night there’s a huge supermoon!  The moon will look larger, probably scare the beegeebus out of some (I’ve been there in the past when living in Orkney), but it is a natural phenomenon (don’t stop the car and do a Chickenlicken “The sky is falling”  like I did that time when I saw my first ever huge supermoon on the horizon).  It occurs when the moon is closest to the Earth on it’s cycle by around 30,000 miles.  I wonder how it will effect me this year?  Anyways, this supermoon is when the moon is in Perigee phase close to us.  When the moon is furthest away from the Earth it is in it’s Apogee phase.  Enjoy and take perhaps some photos from where you live.

Supermoon