For some reason, I was attempting to find the soothsayer from Up Pompeii and failed. In the meantime looking at some YouTube of the series I enjoyed cringing at the odes. I also recalled Manny, a relative of Frankie Howerd who was a dear friend to my mother, but didn’t actually like me (you cannot win them all).
So, anyways I felt the need to do something Up Pompeii ode~like:
Note: It’s a poetic attempt at satire from that era.